It is Mardi Gras and the Moon Pies are flying. Can you get hurt? Yes. People are throwing things from slow-moving vehicles to very excited crowds.
Here is what I am being asked: Can you throw a Moon Pie BOX from a Mardi Gras float?
The controversy seems to be about the quality of the thrown Moon Pie. On the one hand, the chance of a crumpled pie is high if thrown as an individual pie. Just grabbing it in mid-flight can lead to crumple. To preserve the Moon Pie in its original form, one suggestion is to throw the entire box.
This latter solution comes with some problems. A box of Moon Pies can seriously hurt someone … especially if the head in which the box hits is not expecting an incoming object.
Now the Mobile police has a policy against throwing boxes at people, but officers have been known to look the other way especially during Mardi Gras. What great public service is offered by wrestling a senior citizen from the back of a float during one of our most festive seasons?
The people of Mobile, some of the most creative folk I know, have attempted to solve this problem by simply getting smaller boxes. The police say this is a no-no also.
I have two Mardi Gras suggestions. First, try a crumpled Moon Pie with ice cream. It will make you smile like a Mardi Gras mask. I have also known people to make real pies and other tasty desserts from the mushed up (but still wrapped in cellophane) treats. Second, wear sunglasses. I am more afraid of a bead necklace in the eye than a Moon Pie to the face.
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